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Q. Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
A. She threw away all the “Wow’s”.
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?”
Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist: “Uh … How’s that working?”
Blonde: “Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet.”
Psychiatrist: “And why do you think that is?”
Blonde: “I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”
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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
“Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “do yaw see any cops following us?”
The blonde turned around for a long look. “As a matter of fact, I do.”
“Damn!” cursed the brunette. “Are his flashers on?
The blonde turned around again. “Yup… nope… yup… nope… yup….”
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Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?
A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?
A: She moved.
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She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she
held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but
said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the
second amount from the first.
“That won’t work,” countered the woman. “I’m not the mother, I’m the aunt.”
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
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