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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q. A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will
hit the bottom first?
A. The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like
to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he
replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the
salesman “I would like to buy this TV.” “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he
replied. “Darn, he recognized me,” she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit,
big sunglasses, and then waited a few days before she again approached the
salesman. “I would like to buy this TV.” “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he
replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?” “Because
that’s a microwave,” he replied.
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A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found her
alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself
for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over
the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode
in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down
carefully and with considerable appreciation.
“Miss Smith,” he said finally, “it seems quite obvious to me that until today
you have never undergone an eye examination.”
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open.
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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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A Blonde named Maggie was walking down the street and she saw a sign on a
fabric store window that said, “FELT FOR 25 CENTS.”
Maggie just laughed quietly to herself, because she knew that she could get
felt for free!
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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond are sitting in a doctors office, talking
about what sex of child they are going to have.
The Brunette says “I am going to have a boy because I was on top when having sex.”
The Redhead replied “I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom while having sex.”
Then the Blonde says hysterically “Oh my God, I am going to have puppies.”
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